Chef Bill

Friday, May 30, 2008

Lights out!

I couldn’t make this up. I think I put a curse on my head last night. I turned to Karen and said (this is what we call foreshadowing), “I’m looking forward to the week. I have two dinner parties, a personal chef day, and a cooking lesson that’s sold out, with a waiting list.” Apparently, this is the equivalent of flipping off the gods.

The dinner party was last night. Yesterday morning, I was planning to call a good friend (who shall remain nameless to protect the innocent) to confirm that she would be helping me with the dinner for 12 guests. I was going to wait until after we got home from walking the dogs. I got home to a voicemail, saying that the nameless good friend had strep throat. She sounded awful. I felt bad, especially a she’s a single mom. Of course I wanted her to stay home. Then, for the first time in ages, I went into a semi-panic. So I called another friend, who was available. That was the easy part, although I was spooked. This had never happened to me.

So, there we were, getting the dinner ready (we were down to seven guests at this point). Then, ten minutes before the appetizers were to be served, the power went out. Gone. Zip. Darkness. I had the burners going on the gas stove. The two ovens were out. Hmmm. I still had a flatbread pizza with caramelized onions to finish, a potato gratin, and broiled organic salmon. I was, in culinary terms, toast. The other appetizer was done. It was mini crabcakes (with a great remoulade sauce, by the way). And the dessert, a strawberry/rhubarb cobbler, was also done. And the potato gratin was 1/4 done. What to do? PANIC!

Well, actually, I got lucky. I finished the potato gratin on the stove. I kept adding chicken stock to the pan. I also put a lid on the ‘taters, and it worked. The salmon? I borrowed some white wine from the host, added some onions and water, and made a kinda/sorta court bouillon. Yup, the semi-classic fish poaching liquid. And I poached the fishies. Surrounded by candlelight, of course.

And as the salads were being served, the lights came back on. Which made it easier to serve the rest of the meal, which included Hadley asparagus with a freshly made hollandaise sauce.

So, all in all, it went well. It was actually fun to improvise like that. Had the stove been out of commission too? Then I really would have been toast. Or worse. Chopped liver.

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Hounds Abound


So how did last Saturday’s Greyhound event go? For starters, read the following post if you haven’t yet, to find out what I’m talking (writing?) about.

The event went well. Karen and Thomas ran the successful raffle and silent auction stuff. Which I missed completely, as I was in the burger hut. In 3 1/2 hours, I cooked 60 hamburgers, 20+ veggie Boca burgers, and 48 hot dogs. Plus lots of drinks and chips. At $3.00 for burgers, and $2.00 for hot dogs (priced to move!), we made somewhere around $375-$400. And all of the proceeds, even the tips, went to the dogs.

So, what was so fun about it? I mean really, I have a blast doing it. Burgers and dogs. Me and two flat top griddles. And people happy to see me, and me happy to see them and their dogs. The four legged kind, not to be confused with the kind with rolls, mustard, relish, and onions. Plus, I was able to spend the day yakking with two helpers, Liz and Chris. It was a sunny, breezy day (not like the monsoon we had two years ago), And Karen and I finished the day spending the night with our friends of 20 years, Thomas and Larry. And a killer martini.

A perfect day.

Friday, May 09, 2008

Dogs and Hot Dogs

It’s been a busy food week, and I’ll be cooking A LOT between now and Memorial Day. But tomorrow, I’ll be utilizing all of my culinary skills as I run the hot dog and hamburger stand at the Greyhound Adoption Service’s 14th annual reunion. It’s at the 4H campground in Westford, MA. And truly, I love to do it. Sure, there’s the glamour of being in a hut with two flat-top griddles and propane tanks the size of a small rocket. And I get to make sure we ask that important question: do you want a drink and chips with that? But there’s more than that. I get to see people and their greyhounds, and we get to raise money for the care and feeding of the hounds. It’s at least my fifth year flipping burgers. My wife Karen and a friend of ours, Thomas Cowern, are running the raffle and silent auction. And did I mention that ALL proceeds from the food goes to the hounds. Not a penny goes to the chef.

Why do we do it? Well, we’re on greyhounds #6 & 7. Sure, we’ve had them for a while. I think a big part of their charm is that we have to wake them up in the morning. We have friends with goldens, labs, etc. And they’re all up at 5:30, when the dogs are ready to go. A greyhound? They’re like teenagers. Given the chance, they’d sleep ‘til noon, hit the bathroom, have breakfast, and go back to bed. It’s a charmed life.

So yes, this is about food. Come grab some burgers and dogs, and check out the hounds.

The details are:

http://greycanine.com/
http://greycanine.com/Web%20poster%20revised.pdf
http://greycanine.com/greycanine/RaffleSilentAuction.htm

 

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